CELEBRATION Ryan and his Mother jumped out of the front seats, arms full, as the car drove back home to its designated spot. After placing the items in the reception room and interacting with as many people as they could, they made their way through the pews of the big hall. Sadie stood at the front of the room in her white smock dress, surrounded by 36 other little girls whispering and giggling around her. Ryan and his Mother sat down next to Ryan’s Father, cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. The ceremony was about to begin. One by one the city official announced each girl’s name and assigned identity that would now be associated with their social security numbers and legal names. Little did these girls realize, these identities would be their “other self” for all social media platforms and internet website accounts forever: email, Facebook, Insagram, Snapchat, LinkedIn, online courses, school accounts, etc. Of course it would be years before they would be affected by the full implications of this high maintenance “being” that circulated the World Wide Web; but soon enough they would understand its duty in this utopian society. “Go Sa-C3348! We’re so proud of you sweetie!" That's All Folks! Hope you enjoyed the ride through this crazy utopian fiction. Check out some more crazy homepages here: Hoos NeoCities